How long does it take two college boys to eat a plate of cookies?

So how long DOES it take two college boys to eat a plate of cookies? Well, when it’s THESE cookies (and there were 22 on this plate…I may or may not have snuck two before I brought them out)…it turns out about ten minutes.

Saturday was kind of a weird day. I really just wanted to hang out a bit at home…you know, watch old movies, CSI reruns, and Cops (yes, I know I have very eccentric taste in media). But, we ended up cleaning up the house a bit and hosting two midshipmen (college guys getting ready to enter the Navy) who were visiting. You see, when you are at the Naval Academy or in NROTC, you spend two weeks of your summer vacation each summer with Officers actually in the Navy. So one summer you might be on a boat, one summer you might go with a helecopter squadron, and for these two guys, this summer they spent two weeks with my hubby’s squadron. They didn’t have a car or much to do, so we invited them over to our house Saturday night.

I was in a baking mood, and decided to make these World Peace Cookies. Wow. They. Were. Awesome. After making a batch, I set them out for the boys, and they ate every single one! Wow. I think I’ve found the way to prevent myself from eating all my own baked goods! Apparently you just need to employ college boys to eat all your food! I mean, my hubby usually does a pretty good job, but his calorie intake pales in comparison to these guys. I wish I had that sort of metabolism!

Here’s the recipe:

Korova Cookies or World Peace Cookies
(makes about 36 cookies)

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1/3 cup unsweetened Dutch-processed cocoa powder
  • 1/2 tsp baking soda
  • 11 tbsp unsalted butter, softened at room temp
  • 2/3 cup packed light brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup granulated sugar
  • 1/2 tsp fleur de sel or 1/4 tsp fine sea salt
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 5 ounces bittersweet chocolate, chopped into tiny bits

Method:
1. Sift the flour, cocoa and baking soda. Set aside dry ingredients. I don’t actually have a real sifter. So I sift things through a rice colander I have. It works JUST as well, and then I have one less multi-tasker in my kitchen. Ya-Hoo!

2. In the bowl of a stand mixer, beat the butter on medium speed until soft and creamy. Add both sugars, salt and vanilla and mix for 1 minute. Don’t beat too much air into this batter, or else your cookies will turn out flatter than Kansas (Which is REALLY flat. I know. I’ve driven across the whole state. Funny fact about Kansas, they have a lot of museums. Seriously. TONS of museums. At least one per town, I’d say. My favorite? The Museum of Telelphonary. Really. That’s what it’s called.)

3. On low speed, add in the dry ingredients and mix just until the dry ingredients are incorporated. Add the chocolate bits and mix just to incorporate. Try to avoid eating lots of dough. Otherwise, you’ll only end up with 24 cookies rather than 36 like this recipe says it makes.

4. Turn the dough out onto a work surface, gather it into one mass and divide it in half. Working with one half at a time, shape the dough into logs that are 1.5 inches in diameter. Wrap the logs in plastic wrap and refrigerate them for at least 1 hour and up to 3 days. I dare you to try to leave them in your fridge for 3 days! Ha!

5. Preheat the oven to 325F. Line your sheet pan with parchment paper or silicone mats. I really need to get some of those silpats.

6. Remove the chilled logs of dough from refrigerator. Using a sharp thin knife, slice the logs into rounds that are about 1/2 inch thick. Place slices on your prepared sheet pan, about 1 inch apart.

7. Bake for 12 minutes. The cookies won’t look done, nor will they be firm, but that’s just the way they should be. They’ll firm right on up as they cool. Transfer the baking sheet to a cooling rack.

8. Invite college kiddos over to prevent yourself from eating 36 of these cookies.

Drumroll Please…

My little sister Caroline pointed out to me that my blog post “cliffhanger”  last night was about how I reorganized my pantry. I’m such a dork.

But, I do legitimately get excited about reorganizing my pantry…so really, I think it goes to show how AUTHENTIC I am. Right? Authentic. Pantries. Uh huh…. I digress.  But really, without further ado…here’s what I purchased, four of these little babies:

Yup just four.  Because I’m really not in a position to be dropping cash on pantry organization supplies right now. Luckily, with my $30 gift card I only spent $7 or so! Not bad considering I was lusting after about $400 worth of pantry organization supplies a few months ago at The Container Store.

Once again, the before shot:

Very Messy.

And the after shot:

Not bad for $7, right? Okay…$37 if you want want to be exact. But I was pretty darn happy with the outcome either way! I used the tubs I bought to hold all the boxed meal stuff (mac & cheese, rice pilaf, and the like), Nuts and Berries, Pasta and Rices, and Spreads (Peanut Butter, Nutella, etc.). I had a galvanized steel tub that we use to hold white wine at parties (in the lower right above the trash cans) that usually sits with my party supplies; now it does double duty and holds are snacks, too.

I used some metal mixing bowls I already have that I rarely use to hold root veggies and breads. And I used cake pans (1 square and 2 round) to hold other spices and sauces I rarely use on the highest and lowest shelves.  Now they’re actually serving a purpose when they’re not in use…not just collecting dust!

I also really wanted to make two levels of cans on that shelf. So I scrounged around our house and settled on leftover tiles we had sitting on a shelf in the garage.  I just stacked them until they were high enough for me to see both levels!

And then I moved my cookbooks from the top shelf of my pantry, which was always an awkward place for them to live, to another place in my kitchen, and moved some appliances right on in. Lastly, I made some labels on my handy dandy label maker!

I’m so happy with how it all turned out!

But perhaps the funniest thing I found, was this can of soup:

For the most part, everything that was I took out of the pantry went back in…but I did call into question a few things. Like this soup. To my knowledge, we have never eaten this flavor of soup in our house. So I questioned whether or not to toss it. I decided to check for an expiration date to help me with my decision making.  I found one: June 17, 2006. Yup. It’s been expired for four years. The best part? That’s right around the time I moved in with my hubby. And we’ve moved twice since that date! This soup has been living with my hubby longer than I have. How romantic! Needless to say, it’s now in the garbage. Sorry, Chunky.

And there you have it. Just another day for This American Wife.

Late Night Organizing

It may or may not be 12:53am. I may or may not have just finished cleaning my house. Yes that’s right….it’s another Late Night Cleaning Session here in This American Home. I seriously don’t know what’s wrong with me sometimes!!!  Since our last guests left Saturday morning, the hubby and I have been LAAAAAZY. And tonight I’d had it. So I started cleaning and kept cleaning and kept cleaning. But now, my house is beautiful once again. And I can wake up tomorrow morning knowing that I don’t have to put away any more clothes or clean out any  more fridges for awhile. I LOVE that feeling.

But believe it or not, cleaning until past midnight was not the most exciting thing going on here tonight!!!  ”What was?” you ask. Well…I had a Target gift card burning a whole in my wallet. And I happened to be there tonight.  So what did I do with my $30 gift card? Well…I’ll give you a hint:

And if you want to see the big reveal, you’ll just have to come back tomorrow!!! See you then!

Crazy Ladies and Spicy Shrimp

I’m currently trekking back to Northeast Missouri for my mom’s ordination as a pastor on Sunday. I’m so excited!

But boy has it been a crazy day.  Everything seemed to be going smoothly…my flight from LAX to Denver (my layover) seemed to be getting off to a great start…that is, until a lady on our plane went berserk and the LAX police had to be brought on board! And when she started ATTACKING them (she scratched the cornea of one of the guys!) she had to be tasered, handcuffed, and physically removed from the plane! Seriously! After that, the flight attendants a few pass-angers on the plane had to give their statements to the police about the whole thing.  Even with all that, we only left 20 minutes late! I was psyched to be back on track…but when I FINALLY arrived in Denver, I found out that my flight from Denver to Kansas City was delayed two hours!

I complain, but actually, it hasn’t been that bad. I’m actually sitting in the USO (a club for military members and their families found in big airports), as I type. So I really can’t complain TOO much. But wow…what a crazy day!

Since I’m not at home to craft, decorate, cook, or bake this evening, I’d like to share with you the dinner my hubby made for me last night!

My hubby is a fabulous cook.  And one of his favorite dishes to make (and my favorite to eat!) is his spicy shrimp.  It’s an evolving dish that he changes a bit every time he makes it. He starts with shrimp (these were pre-cooked):

Jalapeños seeded and cut into slices:

Cheddar Cheese cut into small strips:

Bacon cooked until it’s very crispy and cut into squares:

And this was a new addition to the dish, cilantro:

Place the shrimp on top of the bacon, and then the cheese and jalapeño (and cilantro if you’re using it) on top of that.

Bake at 425 for 4-6 minutes (if you’re using raw shrimp, bake for 20-30 minutes and add the cheese halfway through). This is the result:

Gooey, spicy, goodness! Yum!